Saturday, July 30, 2011

Yoda Tour $5



As a spiritual kickstand, I am going to do my best to send out a wash of words and spaces that will evoke a backdrop of calm to your weekend.

Green translucent silk hanging from the ceiling, a small group of ukulele players are tuning their strings while munching on marshmallows.  You with bare feet are walking along a bamboo boardwalk making your way through a cool eucalyptus mist. all sense of direction has surrendered to a ominous voice that encourages you to stand quiet with arms at your side. 

Ominous Voice:

Panda, poodle, oodles of noodles

You say.

What?

Ominous Voice:

Hey Ho Silver, Major Danger
 
You say:
 uhhhmm, am I missing something?

Ominous Voice:


Toss a biscuit, not your cookies

You say:

Is this a joke, I thought this was a day spa!

Ominous Voice:

Grandmas equal 2 part love & 1 part fudge

You say:

Are these ukulele guys going play anything or they just sit there staring at me?

Ominous Voice:

Whistling while you work, kiss on an elevator, giggling w/ fishes. Open sesame, out yonder you beeeeeeeee



A large panel of a wall slides open revealing a blue sky and sounds of pedestrian traffic. The ukulele men perk up and begin to  strum a Neil Young tune. You are given a card that reads:

"To understand everything is to forgive everything"

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