ever notice how one day the universe will pour a bucket of rainbows over your head making you feel all rosy, peaceful and gorgeous, and then the next day all you get is a prominent place directly underneath a bug zapper.
Today, I came across trip wire after trip wire. I felt like I was in some mad mind scientists boot camp.
I'll put him into a morning coma and make him believe he is awake but truly sleeping. Those vivid dreams he's having will surely make him late for work. bwahh ha ha
Office mate's last day, says peace and good luck
Customer Complaint warrants company wide meeting
Verizon Store sends em away from a device upgrade cuz he is 25 days early on a New evr'y 2 program
bwahh ha ha
Train ride home he will pick the car w/ some hopped up 20 something's dropping N'bombs, F'bombs, Gaymo Bomb's for not just 1 or 3 stops of his commute............. but all 18!!
His dog Samson's back leg will suddenly freeze mid-walk, forcing him to carry the creature all the the way home while contemplating the 14 year old dog's life expectancy.
bwahh ha ha
I've survived the licks for now, but I'm just shaking my head asking where the hell did this day come from? I feelin the wise words of Huey Lewis right now:
One that won't make me sick
One that won't make me crash my car
Or make me feel three feet thick
I want a new drug
One that won't hurt my head
One that won't make my mouth too dry
Or make my eyes too red
One that won't make me nervous
Wonderin' what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
When I'm alone with you
A Hula Hoop addiction. I think a hula hoop might just be the spark I need, a hip flipping, gyrating good time. Do dudes look cool doing the Hula Hoop or it just a Lady Thang?