If I were a genie in a bottle, I'd hope my genie bottle was made of a translucent rose colored glass, if not, I'm afraid I'd be one nasty genie.........stuck there all alone in the dark.
What is the wardrobe for a genie these days? I certainly would not feel comfortable wearing a mid drift top or any of those curly cue shoes. I think I would have to be a plain clothes genie, kinda like an undercover cop blending in with the crowd w/ my bag of genie tricks.
Bag of Genie Tricks:
1. scramble cell phone reception when someone is talking too loud
2. Whistle wind through the tree limbs and play Elton John melodies
3. Reverse the action of everyone's transition eye glass lenses for a day, making them go dark indoors and clear outdoors.
I think I could be a pretty good genie, sure there'd be tricks every now and then but none would be too harmful, just lit'l jokes.... Tee hee hee