How come 'Go to Work Barbie' has that same shit eatin grin as 'Disco Barbie'!? What is this girls secret? My 'Go to Work' grin looks more like a constipated Llama being force feed a block of cheese.
i have every intent to carry a positive attitude throughout my day but i tell yah, it is hard not to get wrapped up in the pressures and the relationship misfires with those around us.
Yesterday was my first day back to work after a lovely 7 days off, 7 days of putting together outfits, squeezing toothpaste, hair & body gel through miniature packaging. Generally i have found that the first day back is basically all the stress and pressure of the prior week crammed into 1 brutal day. however, going into this day, I had a pep talk w/ the person whom I like to call Vacation Todd.
Yes! I have coached this man, to not succumb and breakdown to the daily minutia we call Life. My goal for Vacation Todd is to stay put & to never meet the wrath of Stressed out Todd, a nasty dictator of a man who'd cover a rainbow in oil if he felt it would dull the pain.
Stressed out Todd:
"submit Vacation Todd, you are powerless......ha ha ha!"
Vacation Todd:
"not with these Wonder Woman bracelets, I will Deflect , Stop, Drop & Roll....tee hee hee!"
Stressed out Todd:
"damn you Vacation Todd, your powers are stronger than i thought, i will flood your email and turn your office into a Merry Go Round of Problem Solving......ha ha ha!"
Vacation Todd:
"I'm taking a Me moment, going to walk these boots around the block.....Peace Biatch...tee hee hee!!"
I shaved off Vacation Todd's feeble attempt of a beard today. 7 days growth of facial hair being allowed to run wild. I began to like it....made me consider changing careers, by putting on a Mu-Mu and opening up a candle shoppe. I think I would carry a miniature gong, and slap it every time someone would make a purchase........wouldn't that be fun!?
