Vacay you Say?

would you all mind me sharing, that today is day #1 of a week long vacation for me?  I'm a lit'l gitty bout the whole situation and the endless possibilities of how I can spend my time. So far it has begun w/ me avoiding a parking ticket by bolting outta of bed in a panic in order to move my Buick for the street cleaning machine. I've calmed down now, thankfully w/ a nice cup of coffee, I think it will take me a few days to get into the Vacay mindset, where my nerves & worries are set to hibernation mode like a bunch of sleepy bears.

Hibernation:

Hibernation is a state of inactivity and metabolic depression in animals, characterized by lower body temperature, slower breathing, and lower metabolic rate. Hibernating animals conserve food, especially during winter when food supplies are limited, tapping energy reserves, body fat, at a slow rate. It is the animal's slowed metabolic rate which leads to a reduction in body temperature and not the other way around.  Wikipedia

 

Yeah!  I think this is the theme of my Vacation----Hibernation!  I'm going to gather and bury a bunch of acorns and nuts, learn how to clean my body using just my tongue and practice a few types of mating calls.   

• Bwaarrrhhha
• Chainghah!  Chahaighann!
• Pyrharraghhalala  Pyrharraghhalala!

I wonder if a gay bear's mating call is different from a straight bear?  I just researched the magical internets and found on Wikipedia that 10% of all male Rams refuse to mate w/ lady Rams and only get busy with other male mates.   hmmmmm   Ram, Bam, Ram, Bam!

Speaking of gay rights and all that JAZZ.......I will be heading off to the Lonestar State later this week, Home of Texas Gov & Presidential Candidate  Rick Perry.  Yee Haw Rick, would love to meet yah, perhaps on a dance floor doing a boot shuffle w/ a pair of shit kickers or sharing a ride on a mechanical bull.  A Boot scoot boogie for the rights of all Americans!   

Take it from the top boys!

why did Hitler make his troops march like ballerinas?

"move it, move it!  point those toes soldiers, really extend those legs, this isn't the circus gentlemen, we're the Nazi's! get out there and show em what we're made of"

If girls are sugar and spice and boys are dirt and tad pole tails, then I think Nazi's must be made of Devil Dandruff, Eunuch testicles and a dash of the United States National Debt......such wicked folk they are.

I have no intention to carry on the Nazi theme so I'll end it right here, I certainly do not want to comment any further on the rise of an insane Dictator, so with that said........moving on!

Official Photo....I'm a fan of vanity.

Michele Bachmann,  who charged up this gal's megaphone? Her street cred is on fire, poll numbers show her gaining on #1 Republican candidate Mitt Romney. I say good for her, I am all about giving everyone an equal voice and embracing each other for our differences.  In order to grow as a human, I say, one must'nt pick flowers from a garden of just one color.

An idol blogger of mine "Bob", posted a Bachmann snip it on his fantastic blog I should be laughing. After reading it, I was reminded how the political process can run away from you and the importance of keeping in touch with your community. While I'm sippin cocktails w/ friends commenting on the shower scene in True Blood, we've got serious political pros working hard to deny me and my parter Aaron rights.

So Let me break it down:  

Bachmann quote #1:

• “It’s part of Satan I think to say that this is “gay.” It’s anything but gay.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, speaking at EdWatch National Education Conference, November 6, 2004.

Bachmann quote #2:

• “And what a bizarre time we’re in, Jan, when a judge will say to little children that you can’t say the pledge of allegiance, but you must learn that homosexuality is normal and you should try it.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, appearing as guest on radio program “Prophetic Views Behind The News”, hosted by Jan Markell, KKMS 980-​AM, March 6, 2004.

Bachmann quote #3:

• “Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, on homosexuality as a mental disorder, speaking at EdWatch National Education Conference, November 6, 2004

thank you to The New Civil Rights Movement for the previous information.

 Lets Break it down again, using my quotes:

 Todd quote #1:

• I was born out of a vagina, so was Michele Bachmann I presume.

Todd quote #2:

• Both mine & Michele Bachmann's baby feet touched the same Earth surface at some point.

Todd quote #3:

• I ate baby food, Michele ate baby food. I shat my pants, Michele Bachmann shat her pants.

Todd quote #4:

• School, driving, movie dates and a touch of church remain consistent in both of our lives, at what point did she gain the power to tell me who I should be?

Is she really suggesting that the root of the worlds problems begins with the hokey pokey dance my penis decides to play on a given day?  Gimme a Break!