Pee Pee in your Cup

 I were a body of water I think I could most relate to a puddle, not a lot of of waves in a puddle, not a lot of drama, however people like to jump on puddles, so that's not good. Puddles also dry up and disappear...  so, I'm thinkin not a good ambition. 

I think if I were a body of water I would be a bird bath, but a well maintained bird bath, filled w/  Evian and maybe one of the cherub angels peeing into the mouth of a koi fish.  Yeah!  That's me!

I heading to an outdoor concert venue call Ravinia today, features high brown symphonies and other sophisticated sytlings.  Today I will be seeing Rufus Wainwright along w/ the Chicago Symphony Orchestra.  It's currently raining but my weather pal Tom Skilling has said it will be clear skies and sunny this afternoon.  Here's to hoping he is correct, have a good Sunday Ya'lls

mongo need a breath mint

I think I have traces of Sasquatch left in my DNA. Despite shaving, plucking and praying I have this single thick goat hair growing out of my back along my belt line.

I was horrified when I first discovered it, it was nearly 2 1/2 inches long. So in my 35th year of life I can now claim my transition into Werewolf, much like that Michael J Fox movie from the 80's, Teenwolf, cept my version is more like a mixture of Thirty Something and Golden Girls. I bet Beau Arthur dealt with a similar challenge, she looked like a hairy woman. 

I'm just happy its a single hair and not a whole patch of fur, my gawd, that would be frustrating. But when you think about the single hair concept it is very strange & eerie, why only ONE hair?  Why is this tiny piece of DNA refusing to let go?  I wonder if I have other Beastly attributes I haven't identified yet. like the thrill  I get when  peeing outdoors..... probably, sounds animalistic, or the fact that I  sleep with my head between two pillows...... Definitely, or that bad habit of mine where I scratch my ears with my hind leg? come guys, I'm on to something.....RIGHT?

I do believe we' humans have come a long way on the Darwin express but I swear there are still people walking around today that look like cavemen. Totally cool, love em, I bet they can make amazing cave art.  I believe if we looked hard enough, really searched within, we could find traces of animal in just about everyone. Its fun, we should embrace these parts of ourselves, most people do it already... 

"Slap me you crazy animal"  

"grrrr tiger"

"I am such a pig" 

"I peed like a race horse" 

"you Jack Ass!" 

Our inner beast probably has an arsenal of protective skills that we could hone and master, like that feeling in your gut when something seems out of place, or that anger/anxiety we get when Brother Thomas starts passing out chocolate bars and you become concerned he'll run out before getting to you. Total animal. 

 Yes sir!  Not sure where we as humans will be when that final drop/trace of animal falls off our genetic make-up but I believe we have plenty of time before that happens. In the meantime I'll deal with the pesky hair, pluck the damn thang & howl, perhaps tour my neighborhood and start marking my territory. 

Unleash the Beast! Ya'll