Pee Pee in your Cup

 I were a body of water I think I could most relate to a puddle, not a lot of of waves in a puddle, not a lot of drama, however people like to jump on puddles, so that's not good. Puddles also dry up and disappear...  so, I'm thinkin not a good ambition. 

I think if I were a body of water I would be a bird bath, but a well maintained bird bath, filled w/  Evian and maybe one of the cherub angels peeing into the mouth of a koi fish.  Yeah!  That's me!

I heading to an outdoor concert venue call Ravinia today, features high brown symphonies and other sophisticated sytlings.  Today I will be seeing Rufus Wainwright along w/ the Chicago Symphony Orchestra.  It's currently raining but my weather pal Tom Skilling has said it will be clear skies and sunny this afternoon.  Here's to hoping he is correct, have a good Sunday Ya'lls

Water gave me Diarrhea! Toilet paper no comfort!

The human body is about 60% water in adult males and 55% in adult females

after 6pm my percentage is more like 60% beer topped w/ a shot of whiskey & a splash of soda. 

If I were completely water I think my favorite state would be the form of water vapor, absolute freedom to float around and moisturize peoples skin, I'd be real sad if I were hot steam and accidentally burned someone, those steam burns hurt like a bitch

Water is pretty important part of life, so we better take care of it, what we've got is what we've got. Not like mother nature is whipping up a fresh batch for us. Since we are all made of water, will there ever be a point in time when there will be so many humans soaking up water like sponges that there will not be any left for the rivers lakes or streams?  Probs not, there is a ton of water out there, my guess is we will follow Tina Turner and Mel Gibson to the land of Mad Max, wearing animal skins and driving Suv's with rocket launchers before that happens.  Hope I won't be expected to fight, I have an underdeveloped aggressive bone, maybe Mel & Tina would let me work on the gardening committee instead, picking cucumbers is more my speed. 

I like how water travels the planet in all different forms. We drink it, we boil it, we freeze it, we flush it. The water you drink today we will pee tomorrow and vice versa. The water I brush my teeth with today maybe the same water molecule a humming bird flapped its wings in halfway across the world, or the same water inside a balloon thrown at a kiddie birthday party in Los Angeles, Tokyo or Liverpool. This connection we all have is truly amazing. Rock on people!  I am honored to have your fluids flow through me. Satisfy your thirst with world water.

Water off a ducks back. The water stuck in my ear. Fish tank water, snow cone water, dog dish water, ladies wet work hair water, holy water, pool water, Feel the Rain on my Skin!

don't mess w/ the suede