Friday, August 12, 2011

Land of Titty Ca Ca



My friend reenacted a public groping she had endured while walking home with bags of groceries slung over each shoulder.

During the retelling of this sad tale a question was raised using a word I had never heard before:
"Did they touch your Breasticles?"
What is this I hear? a new WORD?

My limited vocabulary would've chosen:

"Did they brush against your bosom?"

"Were your thunderbags disturbed?"
but no, he chose the word BREASTICLES, and I am forever thrilled.


What a Fantastic word, a hybrid of Breast and Testicle, I want a pair of Breasticles, I'm thinking World Peace could be found with just ONE SET! The power of Breasts combined w/ a set of Apple Dumplings.....whooa honey.  


Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing Boing

I would be amiss if I didn't mention a certain bestie blogger friend of mine Ms. Boobies, a shoot from the hip type of gal who slings her lady mountains like no other. Muhwah, lurve you Boobies!


Todd's Boob Tune:   
  • Man boobs
  • uni boob
  • Trip D's
  • cupcakes
  • milk jugs
  • Ta Ta's
  • Money Makers
  • Soul Sistuhs  (repeat 2x)

In Conclusion:   When I am standing at those Pearly Gates looking the Big Guy square in the eye, I'm gonna have one simple word to share.......BREASTICLES!   I may have to repeat it several times for dramatic effect but the message will be the same. BREASTICLES!
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10 comments:

  1. A Beer for the ShowerAugust 12, 2011 at 8:37 AM

    How could God not welcome you in with a greeting like that?

    I'm always confused by the term 'man boobs.' Sometimes people call big, muscled pecs 'man boobs.' But sometimes they call big, fat guy tits 'man boobs', because they look like a woman's. Which is it? It can't be both!

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  2. The Angry LurkerAugust 12, 2011 at 8:45 AM

    A word I've used once or twice myself.

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  3. Lady EstrogenAugust 12, 2011 at 10:04 AM

    I think it's a fabulous word - and yes - it would bring about either world peace or nuclear winter. It could go either way, really.

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  4. BobAugust 12, 2011 at 10:49 AM

    I call 'em Breastages, a combination of breast and appendage.
    Breatsicles is good, too, though.

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  5. AnonymousAugust 12, 2011 at 2:23 PM

    Ah. I like how it sounds. :D

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  6. TarynAugust 12, 2011 at 3:05 PM

    I think bosoms is much more you. Breasticles make me think of a chicken popsicle but maybe it's because I'm hungry.

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  7. Dazee DreamerAugust 12, 2011 at 5:51 PM

    OMG. I love that word. I'm going to steal it from you and use it.

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  8. ChristyAugust 12, 2011 at 8:24 PM

    I love that! And I know Dazee will steal it from you. She's like that you know.

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  9. AnonymousAugust 13, 2011 at 10:32 AM

    I'm HONORED!!!

    Breasticles! I love it...Lest we forget the combo of man boobs=moobs. My kids love that one anyway.

    Everyone love your boobs! ;)

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  10. YES!! I'm a BITCH...your point?August 13, 2011 at 10:59 AM

    LOVE IT!!!

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