Banana seat w/ some chopped nuts

Summer 2011 is here and I am a happy man for it.  Aaron and I did some tinkering in the garden this weekend, I am still having to dig the dirt from underneath my nails, don't want anyone to think I'm a hillbilly.

I went for a bike ride w my friend Jillian a few weeks ago and wowzers!, 3 days later my ass still felt like ass.

I borrowed the neighbor lady's bike, helmet and all. It was white with the sloping lady bar, never have figured  out why ladies have the drooping frame, if anyone can kick their legs over a high bar its a woman. I don't understand the lady sloping bar, Do the Olympic lady bike riders have sloping bars?  I don't think so. Maybe its a throw back to the day w/ women would ride side saddle.

We love Bananas!

Jillian and I probably rode for a total of ten miles. We went through a sculpture park, rode by a beach and watched a guy rinse his t-shirt in a drinking fountain, Gross!  

My undercarriage took a beating that day, I supposed I will need to gradually work up a tolerance before I can continue to log double digit miles on a bike. 

Its monday, It's raining and I've got lotsa work stuff to accomplish.  Wishing you all well!  I think I'll work the phrase "shiver me timbers" into a dialogue today.  

Nothin gets between me and My levis, cept a bit of jock itch

can we talk about Pants!  I've got a pair on me right now that I am screaming for.  Not some flash in the pan pants that your use and abuse, rip to shreds and hand down to your brother.  These pants are w/ you for LIFE! Just like the scar you got falling off that jungle gym,  FOR LIFE!

Back in 1998 my friend Kris gave me a pair of Levis Polysester 517 boot cut cowboy pants, Black.  he could've just handed me a shot of Elvis's sweat, I was in love!  These pants were made not only for my body but also my lifestyle.  I like to look good, we ALL do.  but I'm not a huge fan of working for it.  NO!  I want to magically get that sexy vibe on, accent my long twig figure and go about my day not looking like a trash heap.  WEll!  These pants deliver! 

Since 1998 I've bought 8 pair.  I currently have 6 in rotation.  I know it sounds disgusting but this material is from another world.  God help me if I'm ever caught in a fire, they say polyester will melt to your skin. ohhh well. If pants could be a tatttoo I'd choose these.  I've worn these to every special occasion my life could muster.  Weddings, Funerals, Graduations, Birthdays, Interviews, First day of work, Last day of Work, hell, I picked my car outta the pound wearing these.  I could honestly say, if I were to shake hands w/ President Obama, I would reach for a pair of these trousers.  He'd probably enjoy em.  

Let's start w/ the permanent crease, I haven't picked up an iron in 15 years but you couldn't tell.  My poly crease is spot on.  "OH nooo...I just spilled nacho cheese all over my lap, no worries, give me a rag and water,  I'll just dab that up."  I almost feel like a superhero in these pants. Bam!  Who's zooming who.

Honestly, I reccomend these pants to anyone who likes to keep things simple.  This isn't a sales pitch, just a man in love w/ my leg coverings.  Aaron is always trying to get me to venture out, but I feel complete in these.  I can literally go dancing, drink  8 beers, stumble home, holler at a cab, toss a twenty, drop my keys, collapse on the ground and wake up to brunch the next morning with nothing more than a breath mint.  "why sir, let me lead you to our best table, your pants are simply divine!"  

yeah, score one for pants!