Land of Titty Ca Ca

My friend reenacted a public groping she had endured while walking home with bags of groceries slung over each shoulder.

During the retelling of this sad tale a question was raised using a word I had never heard before:

"Did they touch your Breasticles?"

What is this I hear? a new WORD?

My limited vocabulary would've chosen:

"Did they brush against your bosom?"

"Were your thunderbags disturbed?"

but no, he chose the word BREASTICLES, and I am forever thrilled.

What a Fantastic word, a hybrid of Breast and Testicle, I want a pair of Breasticles, I'm thinking World Peace could be found with just ONE SET! The power of Breasts combined w/ a set of Apple Dumplings.....whooa honey.  

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I would be amiss if I didn't mention a certain bestie blogger friend of mine Ms. Boobies, a shoot from the hip type of gal who slings her lady mountains like no other. Muhwah, lurve you Boobies!

Todd's Boob Tune:   

• Man boobs
• uni boob
• Trip D's
• cupcakes
• milk jugs
• Ta Ta's
• Money Makers
• Soul Sistuhs  (repeat 2x)

In Conclusion:   When I am standing at those Pearly Gates looking the Big Guy square in the eye, I'm gonna have one simple word to share.......BREASTICLES!   I may have to repeat it several times for dramatic effect but the message will be the same. BREASTICLES!