My 6th grade Sex Ed teacher attempted to demonstrate the pubic hair growing regions of men & women using stick figures on a chalkboard.
For the lady bits he drew an upside down triangle and for the dudes he drew a diamond. I don't remember how advanced my diamond was at that particular time but I do remember thinking my diamond needed some work.
Well ladies and gentlemen, I here to say, nearly 20 years later I am still waiting on my lush diamond pube garden to take root, in fact if you'd outline my current state of affairs it would resemble more of a mud hut being struck by a bolt of lightning..........No diamond.
I am so glad my career path didn't take me to a position of a sex ed teacher, I'd be a trembling mess of a teacher.
where do babies come from?
Todd the Sex Ed Teacher:
from your vagina....can you just shut up!
Student:
my boyfriend said condoms are safe, is this true?
Todd the Sex Ed teacher:
where did you come from, are you in the right class.....this is for 5th graders!! you shouldn't be dating!!!!
ohhh my gawd.....my childless life is a blanket or a bubble I live in. I am more than happy to jump in and play a few rounds w/ the kiddos but I am in complete awe of those who spend 24/7 with these youngsters. I think these tikes hold us accountable not just to raise them correctly but also to lead a productive adult life:
Kiddo:
Dad, why are you peeing into the sink?
Daddio (ala me if I had kids)
uhhmm, this is an adult privilege, you will also get this as an option when you are an adult and loaded like a freight train! btw.......having a wang helps.
Birds and the Bee's a simple melody but not in my book, a crook and a bend of a river who sends a shiver down the spine of a healthy sea salt. Take a breath, set your compass and proceed forward to wherever your nether regions lead you, an island, a shore or a back door of a dude w/ a radio playing a Mercury tune.
