Showing posts with label Dominatrix. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dominatrix. Show all posts

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Feather'd Laughter




 About this sound "Tickle" 

How come we can't tickle ourselves? How come when I was a youngster and I'd try to get tickle revenge on an older person, they just stare at me w/ barely a chuckle?

well it seems I'm not the only person asking these thought provoking questions because a quick Google search led me to over 4.5 million  results. 

Tickle Torture is what I remember calling it when I was younger, losing control of your thoughts, body movements and funny bone. If done for a period of time, it can be absolute torture.  I wonder if Governments use this technique to extract information from hostages, it would certainly get better press than the Waterboarding technique used as recently as 2007 at Guantanamo Bay on terror suspects by the United States CIA.  They could've just used a giant red, white & blue Peacock feather and said  "Coochi  Coo".


Researchers at University College London found that the cerebellum detects self-inflicted touch ahead of time and tells the rest of the brain to ignore the resulting sensation, spoiling the fun of self-tickling. cbcnews/health


They discovered this by hooking volunteers up to a Robotic tickle machine where the volunteers could request tickle treatments by pressing a button.  Scientists began adjusting the delay between the push of the button and the robotic response and found that, the longer the delay, the more successful a belly full of laughter would result.   


....basically, if people can anticipate or control the sensation, there is nothing to get giddy about.  It's the element of surprise and lack of control that sends us into hysterics, a defense mechanism we were all born with to detect foreign creatures or objects crawling over our bodies.



Who knew there was so much science involved w/ the act of tickling however, one couldn't tell by searching the internet fantastic, my gawd.....any which way you type the word tickle, you are bound to get screen shots of bondage queens tying someone down to a wooden table in a black rubber wall'd room.  What is going on in the World!?  I can only imagine what results I'd find if I were to Google  "Tickle me Elmo"   Hey ooohh!








Sunday, June 12, 2011

Weiners, I'll take a bakers dozen



We've all got Wieners on the brain. A whole national debate on a sexting incident. Now we have Pelosi grinding her spike heal into this matter like a mad dominatrix,  can we give this man a break please, my lit'l guy is startin to feel bad. We need Oprah!

To my knowledge I don't have any pics of my peen floating out there, go ahead and try googling it. I am very protective of my nether regions. I'm not a walk round my house naked kind of guy, so the thought of snapping a pic or two of Mr Tallywak seems ridiculous to me. I wonder if I'd be just as picky bout angle and lighting as I am when it comes to my head shots. "Hey, erase that one, my nutz look like raisins from that angle".



Do you think wieners name alone caused this infatuation with his Jo Hanson, its possible. My last name is carr and I like to go to the auto show every year.  Maybe if his last name was Anusagus we'd all be talkin bout a completely different pic. 

I'm sure Weiner had a tough childhood with that last name but despite this he was able to overcome and become a big political player, its too bad all of that has been dissolved by a few racy man hose photos. How DUMB!  Do ladies even enjoy looking at these types of pictures?  I know guys are all visual and can stare at bare flesh for dayz, but does a lady actually look at bulging crotch shots for kicks?  "Hey Jerry! Show me that walk the snake move".



Poor wiener, what a sad sack, his casing has come undone like a 45 second microwave hot dog. 
pics of bones may break my home but words will never hurt me