It took me awhile to absorb the moment but soon after it happened, I realized that my 2 male Yorkshire terriers were victims of gay bashing.
Aaron and I walked Samson and Baxter to the store the other night. Our cupboards were dry, and when I say cupboards I really mean glasses.
While Aaron went inside to grab a few items, me and the hairy beasts politely enjoyed the scenery and passerby's. Everyone we spoke with seemed to be cheery & complimenting of the dogs. I did my best to make eye contact, saying thank you........it was the least I could do.
After a while, wanders a couple of ladies, who stop to exchange words. Not sure why Baxter chose this moment to perform the Ass Tango w/ his brother Samson, but he did. Lady Perp saw this and immediately said that the two needed to take that behavior inside, as conversation unfolded and it was revealed that both my puppies were boys, she raised her finger pointing at my 4 year old Baxter and said:
"ohh no, 2 boys! that's bad, you stop that!"
Sure, this is a subtle bashing but one that did not go unnoticed by me. If I was a vindictive sort, I'd would have followed her home, got her address and signed her up for the dildo of the month club.
Honey, you and your oppressed beaver quarters don't need to be broadcasting a public sex message. Step back for I attack!
